Where can I find a IWB holster for my assault limes. And will assault lemons fit the same holster?
Every time I think I've heard it all, something like this rears it's head. When I first saw the headline I figured they were talking about putting them in a sock and swinging them. Squeezing lime juice into someones eyes as a means of defense, or even offense just sounds so ridicules.
Today I had to show ID to buy musinex. I work with chemical dependancy, and have heard nothing about musinex, in conection with anything nefarious. I see across the pond the inmates are running the assylem. Same as here. Government does not attract the best and brightest, but give me a break they don't even try anymore. Did they ever?
Where can I find a IWB holster for my assault limes. And will assault lemons fit the same holster?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I think I've heard it all, something like this rears it's head. When I first saw the headline I figured they were talking about putting them in a sock and swinging them. Squeezing lime juice into someones eyes as a means of defense, or even offense just sounds so ridicules.
When limes are outlawed, only outlaws will have Mojitos.
ReplyDeleteToday I had to show ID to buy musinex. I work with chemical dependancy, and have heard nothing about musinex, in conection with anything nefarious. I see across the pond the inmates are running the assylem. Same as here. Government does not attract the best and brightest, but give me a break they don't even try anymore. Did they ever?
ReplyDeleteI think the world is becoming a stupider place each day.
ReplyDeleteWhen limes are outlawed, scurvy will return!
ReplyDeleteAnd cebiches!
ReplyDeleteRemember, you're dealing with a whole new level of stupid over there. It's not just government, it's the people who have lost all common sense.
ReplyDeleteA bit early to be drinking, isn't it...
ReplyDelete*checks link*
Oh hell, you're not kidding.
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