TODDLER’S RULES 1. If I want it, it's mine 2- If it's in my hand, it's mine 3- If I can take it away from you, it's mine 4- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine 5- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way 6- If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine 7- If it just looks like mine, it's mine 8- If I think it's mine, it's mine 9- If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine 10- Once it's mine it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what
*head bang and facepalm*
ReplyDeleteWe. Are. Doomed.
Clearly government education has worked exactly as intended, the sheep are properly conditioned.
ReplyDeleteArrested development?
ReplyDeleteTODDLER’S RULES
1. If I want it, it's mine
2- If it's in my hand, it's mine
3- If I can take it away from you, it's mine
4- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
5- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
6- If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine
7- If it just looks like mine, it's mine
8- If I think it's mine, it's mine
9- If I give it to you and change
my mind later, it's mine
10- Once it's mine it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what