Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Anti-Gun Former Mayor "Culpable" in Bizarre Houseboy Shooting

That the undocumented minor and the diminutive mayor had spent time alone on several occasions is undisputed. Also stipulated are dozens of strange cigarette burns covering the boy's upper torso. What's in dispute is how a gun that disappeared a year earlier from a monitored NYPD evidence safe ended up in the bowl of the clogged gold-rimmed bidet, resulting in a "flood" reported by residents of the apartment below, and leading to the unraveling of what looks like a pattern of numerous similar past incidents. [More] 
Also see:
McCarthy Files Restraining Order Against "Creepy" Carrey
Romney: "Overturn Hughes Amendment Machine Gun Ban"
Breuer Confesses: Implicates Holder
GOP Pledges Second Amendment "Litmus Test"
Holder Gun Discharge Injures Mexican President
NRA: Arm the Teachers!
Brady President Detained on Airport Gun Charge
Kennedy Dog Injured in Gun Mishap
BREAKING NEWS: Feinstein Arrested After Gun Mishap

2 comments:

  1. And a happy and healthy April Fools to you.

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  2. I was wondering which post it would be.

    Nothing so bold as "Feinstein Changes Stripes - Joins JPFO..."

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