Because Everything's Better with Government!

One of my Christmas presents:

Thanks, guys. There's no way I'd have ever figured out my adult choices might have consequences without your benevolent guidance. Now I get to figure out how to get the labels off without marring the finish of what could be a useful and attractive box.

I question -- with all the required-under-penalty-of-kidnapping warnings on tobacco products -- if the entire effort has ever "saved one life."