Monday, January 07, 2019

Because Everything's Better with Government!


One of my Christmas presents:



Thanks, guys. There's no way I'd have ever figured out my adult choices might have consequences without your benevolent guidance. Now I get to figure out how to get the labels off without marring the finish of what could be a useful and attractive box.

I question -- with all the required-under-penalty-of-kidnapping warnings on tobacco products -- if the entire effort has ever "saved one life."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Try using lighter fluid to remove the labels.