Experimental replication shows knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work [More]Yeah, no sh**, Sherlock.
I'm sure there's an explanation for why coerced wealth transfers from the productive to these trough-feeders are somehow in all our best interests, but I'm also sure whatever it is will be a crock.
[Via Steve T]
This is like the Special Olympics of academic research.
ReplyDelete1) "This is like the Special Olympics of academic research."
ReplyDeleteYup, and like the Special Olympics, it must have been hella fun to watch.
2) I wonder if the diet of the producer has anything to do with the suitability of the sh!t for knifemaking. That would make another great "Special Olympics" study for a grant application.
3) I wonder if frozen squirts would be more suitable for the stock removal method of manufacture, as opposed to trying to forge a blade from hard little lumps (like the do on Forged in Fire when they make a knife out of ball bearings). The potential for grant funded scientific studies expands exponentially.
4) If this article ever appears in Britain, expect a major panic demanding an immediate ban on fecal blades.