A bloody Kermit the Frog doll that closed Peak to Peak Charter School and brought out the Boulder County bomb squad last week was the result of a student prank gone wrong, according to Lafayette police. [Read]We should just thank our lucky stars it wasn't a Mooninite.
I wonder what freedoms we can give up to ensure this sort of thing will never happen again?
Cue "Looneytoons" intro...
ReplyDeletewhoever the idiot that called the police was, we'll double his pleasure.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ! In this school the administrators ride the short bus to school.
ReplyDeleteTime to ban assault deodorant and stuffed animals.
Cops went all wrong. First, they should have called in some Strykers from Ft.Carson. Next, get their .50s, M-60s out, and lay down interlocking fields of grazing fire on the campus. Next,81mm mortars should lay down a platoon 3 roaming barrage, on any dead space and built up areas. Then, the SWAT team goes in, search and destroy. Now, if there was actually any active opposition, a real shooter, then they should just sit tight on the perimeter, and wait for the shooter to run out of ammo/victims.
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