"Purpose will be available..."

"Purpose will be available..."
"Purpose will be available..."
"Purpose will be available..."
"Purpose will be available..."

The usual suspects do their best to throw procedural spoilers in the path of S.397.

If this was any other activity, such behavior would properly be labeled obsessive-compulsive.

I just figured out what it reminds me of--that scene from this movie:

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY...

JUMP!

Helen Thomas is threatening to kill herself if Dick Cheney runs for president.

I don't know why the White House continues to allow this harridan a seat at press conferences--especially since she is no longer a reporter, as everyone else is required to be, but an editorialist. I know they made an exception out of some sort of respect for her status and tenure and all, but seriously, why does this old cow deserve it?

I don't even particularly like Cheney, but I'd love to see him declare his candidacy if for no other reason than to either call her bluff, or so she would go ahead and put herself--and the rest of us--out of her misery.

In any case, and seriously, her statement ought to be sufficient proof of mental instability to get her banned from being in the physical presence of our heads of state.

Helen, if you decide to do us all a favor, here's a little background music for ya.

A Dilemma in Amber

There was an Amber Alert when I was driving home today.

I wanted to keep my eyes peeled for a crime being committed, so I could report it to the authorities.

But I was afraid if I did, I might be branded a "vigilante"

I Don’t NEED to Know What I’m Talking About

Another Berserkeley intellect weighs in on the woman who got killed by friendly fire after she called in for ground support. Like his Daily Planet (which one?) colleague, he too recommends stabbing—and adds clubbing—as preferred methods of assault.

"No One Blames Anyone in This"

"We are all caught in this matrix created by too many handguns."

Sheesh.

Fish Or Man is right. I need to get out to the woods.