A tearful former Pasadena police officer admitted Tuesday to robbing two La Habra banks of $21,657 as the "Polite Bandit."
Vincent Edward Cantu gained his FBI moniker because he apologized to tellers while robbing them. [More]
Well, he
is one sorry excuse, even by "
Only Ones" standards.
It just hit me what the walrus mustache, the tears, and the apologetic attitude while acting as a predator
remind me of:
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
Assuming you believe his jabberwocky...