Denver officer arrested in domestic assault, warned girlfriend if she called cops she'd 'be dead' [More]Plus he drinks half a bottle of booze every day and has two priors? And his Only Onette live-in squeeze (and apparent firehouse pole slider-downer) stayed with him for 2 1/2 YEARS?
If these two exemplary specimens are more trustworthy that you and me, we must be real sad pieces of work.
If.
[Via cydl]