Still, if the Smutty Professor would step out of the booth and promise to keep his trench coat buttoned, and also not to touch us, perhaps we could give his ideas some consideration. What would happen if we took his "hands-on" approach and treated guns like porn? [More]Today's second Gun Rights Examiner column gives The Smutty Professor all the serious consideration he deserves.
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