Gun Loophole Is Closed By Mother's Campaign

THE LEGAL loophole that allowed the killer of Leeds police officer Ian Broadhurst to produce home-made bullets is set to be shut tight by MPs today after a tireless campaign in Yorkshire.

Cindy Eaton will now join Nancy Cox in demonstrating approved defensive techniques against armed attackers.

PTA Calls For Gadgets At Gun Fights

Taking its first official position on the use of stun guns, the Florida PTA is calling for the devices to be used only as an alternative to shooting a student with a gun...

Meet Nancy Cox, Florida PTA President. Nancy will now demonstrate the technique of confronting armed psychotic adolescent males with a stun gun.


These are our test subjects. Ready when you are, Ms. Cox...

Forrester Blames Bush For NJ Loss

Doug Forrester, in his first postelection interview, laid the blame for his loss in the governor's race last week directly at the feet of President Bush.

How about blaming yourself, Dougie, you tyrant wannabe loser?

Forrester does have a gun-control plan. His proposal includes:

-- Banning the sale of .50 caliber weapons. State law currently prohibits the sale of .60 caliber weapons.

-- Stiffening penalties for illegal gun trafficking and sales, including extending racketeering laws to gun traffickers.

-- Banning ammunition sales to people who have committed crimes.

-- Requiring destruction of used law-enforcement firearms.

-- Requiring that stolen guns be reported within 72 hours.

I'm glad you lost, you treasonous piece of political waste. Now go flush yourself out of the sight of decent men. We've got work to do shoring the Republic up against parasites like you, who are every bit as evil as your opponent.

And may this be the fate of all "Republicans" who think people are so afraid of Democrats they can offer us anything with an "R" after its name.