'He's eating my brain. I can feel it,' recalls bear attack survivor...Because these things can only be done by trained, professional "Only Ones." And only after the fact, never as a preventative measure, unless, of course, you happen to be an elite government employee.
A local game warden later found the bear and shot at him, killing him.
Don't believe me? Hey, who am I to argue with the trained professional "Authorized Journalists" at the Christian Science Monitor?
And who are you?