We're the Only Ones Persuasive Enough

Cops Arrested After Horrifying Video Showed Them Torture Teen in a Restraint Chair with a Taser [More]

That sounds as good a reason to release them without bail as any.

We're the Only Ones Unresponsive Enough

Leaked data reveals many police departments are unable to respond in an active shooter situation. [More]

So what could make more Opposite Day "progressive" sense than forbidding adults to be responsible for their own defense?

[Via William T]

Like a Backwards Funnel

There's a broadcast news analogy in there somewhere. [More]

[Via Michael G]

Advance Peace

Mayor Tubbs wants to solve the gun and gang problems the same way Democratic-Socialists always do—with a government check. The city of Stockton is considering issuing a check of up to $1,000/month to residents identified as “most likely to shoot somebody” under a program called “Advance Peace.” [More]

Wholly inadequate...

[Via Felix B]

'An Authentic Democracy'

Pledging to eradicate corruption and subdue drug cartels with a less confrontational approach... [More]

When has that not worked with people who behead their victims or hang them with chains from bridges?

Another wave of "refugees" in 3...2...1...

[Via Wynn A] 

Just Getting Warmed Up

Good.  Be as outrageous as you can. Replace and abandon the Old Guard and repel normal people. [More]

[Via Jess]

That Racist Boogie Man

The scariest kind are the ones that pretend to be benevolent. [More]

[Via Jeet]

Packing It In

Pack the Supreme Court! The latest rallying cry of #TheResistance [More]

Those who mean to rule are fine with whatever level of death it takes to do so as long as it's not theirs.

[Via Michael G]

The Faulty Premise of' 'Gun Control'

They have armed themselves by AK-103 assault rifles captured from security forces. [More]

It's so much more peaceful when everybody knows everybody is armed and behaves themselves accordingly.

[Via Michael G]

One-Punch Man

Nicely done. [Watch]

So much for "real men."

[Via Florida Guy]   

Settled Law

Texas Governor: ‘Gun Control Debate was Settled in 1791’ [More]

So what the hell is this?

Governor?

Making the Other 1% Look Bad

In his resignation letter, Berry conceded that his tweet taints the good work of fair-minded journalists everywhere. [More]

Ha! Good one.

14 Words

If true, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal" is Nazi code. [More]

A Revealing Admission

Steyer: Maybe We Can Have a ‘Nuclear War’ to Provide a ‘Real Course Correction’ to Trump [More]

Make no mistake, he believes that preferable.

At the core of every "progressive" is a genocidal maniac who will not be disobeyed.

Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer

"This incident is not a representation of our community..." [More]

I'll say. And which community would that be?

Anyone who can't be trusted with a knife...

[Via Jess]

UPDATE:  Oh look. The domestic enemies blame Trump.

[Via Michael G]

All in How You Phrase It

Portland Police declared a riot Saturday after tensions between the right-wing Patriot Prayer group and local anti-fascist activists came to a head and broke out in violence. [More]

"Tensions broke out" is a curious way to describe criminal thugs attacking Americans whose views they want shut down by force. And just because they call themselves "anti-facist activists" makes it no more true than if pederasts described themselves as "child education specialists."

It's almost like The Oregonian has favorites.

We're the Only Ones Conveniently Malfunctioning Enough

Five police officers were at the scene of a fatal shooting. All five were wearing body cameras. And miraculously, none of the five captured usable footage from the shooting on their body cameras. [More]

Hey, if you weren't doing anything wrong there wouldn't be anything to record.

[Via Henry Bowman]