New "Eloi Award" Nominee

May I have the envelope, please?

And the winner is..."Death March" survivor and gun ban activist NANDY PACHECO!

Head Case

Yeesh!

Dianne Feinstein's Monumental Hysterics

"'For instance, a sniper atop the Washington Monument (with a .50-caliber rifle) could target anybody or anything within a four-mile radius, including the White House, the Capitol, every building on or around the Mall, and aircraft flying in and out of Reagan National Airport,' Feinstein said in a statement."

Senator, have you toured the Washington Monument lately? It is one of the most visibly guarded structures in the visibly guarded Capitol. Half the windows on each side have been sealed off from public viewing because they now contain "Homeland Security" surveillance cameras and equipment.

If someone truly wanted to do damage to this nation and its institutions, they'd gain political power and subvert the Republic from within.

But you know that, don't you?

Not Afraid to Call a Spate a Spate

"LOS ANGELES, May 2 - A spate of apparently random highway shootings in recent weeks has left at least four drivers dead and several more injured in Southern California and has prompted the authorities to increase undercover police patrols on the region's roadways, the busiest in the world.

"Since early March, there have been at least seven shootings on highways in Los Angeles, Orange and Riverside Counties, three of them this past weekend alone."

Sounds like California needs some more gun control laws.

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