Drinking water which contains the element lithium may reduce the risk of suicide, a Japanese study suggests...
In an accompanying editorial, Professor Allan Young of Vancouver's Institute for Mental Health said "this intriguing data should provoke further research. [More]
See, once we have you numbed down with
Soma, everything will be alright. And we won't even have to worry about the psychopharmaceutical/shooting spree nexus, because, well, we're going to be just like Japan, silly.
See, the government isn't against all mind-altering drugs--just the ones that disrupt control.
And don't worry--once we're ready for mass implementation, we'll have all the mechanisms in place--along with an obedient media--to ridicule anyone who objects as a fluoridation paranoid.
And don't look for
Colleen Kollar-Kotelly to block it because of no "
environmental impact study."