Just Say No to My Man Mitthead

Works for me.

We're the Only Ones in Suspense Enough

Two Miramar SWAT officers suspended for heading to Parkland massacre [More]

Let this be a lesson that if you don't hide and evade, you make the rest of us look bad.

Much Ado about Nothing?

He would like to see the Oversight committee convene more hearings and see some of those involved testify under oath. [More]

I would. Particularly Kevin O'Reilly

We're still getting stonewalled. If they don't do that or follow up on arms export control violations, I'm going to consider this more kabuki where no one will be held truly accountable for all the deaths that are still accruing.

It's not like the new "leadership" hasn't given me reason to be pessimistic.

And as long as we're on the subject, look at how many times the name "Hope MacAllister" shows up in the OIG Report and ask yourself why we haven't seen her on camera testifying before Congress under oath.

Mike Vanderboegh and I started out asking such questions and dragging these bastards kicking and screaming into it. It looks like we've come full circle being alone in asking them. It feels like old times.

At least Wikipedia is still making sure our names and contributions are never mentioned, so I guess none of these concerns matter.

The Nutty Professors

The American Association of University Professors (AAUP) is publicly calling for what it deems “sensible gun control measures,” such as prohibiting all firearms on college campuses.  [More]

How many divisions does the AAUP have?

[Via Mack H]

Creeping with the Enemy

Florida Sens. Marco Rubio (R) and Bill Nelson (D) have proposed new legislation that would motivate states to create gun violence restraining orders following the Parkland, Fla., high school shooting. [More]

Well, as long as as "conservative" National Review Online and Townhall say it's OK, that shouldn't affect the old A+.

[Via Mack H]

A Dumb C...

“Even a dumb country lawyer like me understands that an AR-15 today is not recognized as a constitutional right of Americans under the Second Amendment,” Scarborough, a former Republican lawmaker from Florida, said. [More]

Why, because this turncoat media whore says so?

That said, I think it was a huge mistake for Cruz to talk "deer rifles." What the hell does that have to do with anything?

I'd instead like to see him confront "Morning Doh" with "ordinary military equipment [that] could contribute to the common defense" and see the despicable pipsqueak try to weasel his way out of that.

[Via Mack H]

I Can't Trust Myself, Therefore...

You can't be trusted. [More]

Oh, look, a personal anecdote.  What better justification could we be given for imposing one-size-fits-all infringements?

And don't think this is just aimed at your sons-- this is classic bait and switch. Ask this conman how he feels about you having an AR-15.

Gee, USA TODAY's Board of Contributors member (and there's a whole story in itself) Ross K.Baker -- just because you were (and evidently still are) an irresponsible @$$hole has no bearing on anyone else's rights.

How is it even possible to be a "distinguished professor of political science"? What distinguishes him from other leftist hacks indoctrinating and polluting ignorant and impressionable young minds? And how is creating manipulated bias-validating scenarios "science"?

[Via Michael G]

MEGA

Flemish Patriots Tear Down Massive EU Flag From Historic Castle At Open Borders Event. Leftists React In Horror [More]

It's also reaffirming to recall how "simple Flemish farmers and craftsmen beat back a whole professional French army of knights.’’

Now they need to work on those "gun laws" along with a simultaneous FLEXIT.

[Via Michael G]

Still Dribbling Before He Shoots His Mouth Off

Heat's Dwyane Wade makes surprise visit to Stoneman Douglas [More]

And does he lay on the inane platitudes! As always, he's still unable to articulate what he means by "important/impactful things," but I guess if you're a rich and famous ignoramus you aren't required to make sense as long as you're parroting what the controllers want the mob to hear.

[Via Matthew L]

Altering the Deal

Nothing Petersen said or showed violated the website’s policies. [More]

Doesn't matter. Lord Vader explains:

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Woke Up, It Was a Chelsea Morning

‘View’ Shamelessly Asks Chelsea to Judge Ivanka for Avoiding Questions On Father’s Accusers [More]

Then again, inconsistent treatment based on ideology is one of their hallmarks.

What man could be with a woman that watches that show?

Can There Be No Peace Between Our Peoples?

No. Not with lying tyrants.  [More]

And who wants it on the terms they demand?

The Golden Showers State

Recycled water from sewers coming to California taps [More]

Hey, gotta protect the Delta smelt...

I'm reminded of an old National Lampoon article where acceptable water pollution levels were measured in condoms-per-liter.

Soylent Green is People!

No level of perversion goes too far for some who believe themselves more enlightened than the rest. [More]

And here I thought I was making an absurdist analogy.

And the Most Ridiculous Excuse Ever Award Goes To...

I'm stuck between the teacher firing a gun because of thunder, the four-year-olds overpowering the teacher to get their gun, and the kid on The Rifleman who accidentally shot his dog as valid reasons offered by elected representatives to make sure only predators are armed. [More]

Class ‘Victory’ Not the End of Gun Owner’s Case

This is not an end. This is a continuation. [More]

Some people are leaping to illusions about a recent Supreme Court majority opinion in a seemingly little-known gun case.