And for all of you Second Amendment watchdogs, I'm not talking about guns like my late grandmother's .38 special, which she kept loaded in a nightstand by the side of her bed, despite the crippling arthritis in her "trigger finger."
I'm talking about tens of thousands of illegal semiautomatic handguns and assault weapons in the hands of young men who'll start blasting just because they think someone looked at them funny.
I'm trying to help you here, Tammerlin.
Maybe California ought to ban "assault weapons."
Oh, wait...
Jeeze, the Roberti-Roos and Perata bans. Tough break.
I know, maybe California could make it illegal to carry a concealed handgun unless you have permission from the police.
Ahh...scratch that.
How about waiting periods? Handgun registration? A ban on .50s? Penalties for allowing access to minors? No, no, no and no...
I know I'm starting to run out of ideas here, but maybe, I don't know, laws against shooting people?
I'm sorry, Tammerlin. I'm afraid I've let you down.