Thursday, October 25, 2012

We're the Only Ones Anthropophagic Enough

Gilberto Valle, alleged NYPD "cannibal cop," plotted to kidnap, cook women, authorities say [More]
And what better place to get away with it than "Furious Mike Paradise," where his prime concerns would be if he sauteed them in trans fat-laden oil, used too much salt and washed it all down with a Big Gulp soda...?

[Via Kevin Starrett]

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dollars to donut holes the "co-conspirator" was a fibbie or already a CI.

Robert Fowler said...

Don't forget that in the paradise on the Hudson, it's illegal to posses a ashtray in a public building.

I'm glad they don't have any real crime to worry about. Like robberies and murders. We have to keep our 7/11 safe from big sodas and make sure our french fries are cooked in the "right" oil.

If I lived in that piss hole I'd move out.

Anonymous said...

Is that 'suspended' with pay, aka, vacation?