The NeverEnding Story

Sorry, no luck dragons  -- this one is more mundane, but nonetheless involves involves a giant, malevolent force swallowing up everything it approaches to turn it into "the Nothing":

1. Microsoft warns visitors away.
2. Their criteria for doing so is reputation-damaging.
3. Hands are washed.

They emailed me and asked me to take a satisfaction survey. As that's conducted by a firm that contracts with them, I don't expect a resolution, but who knows? Maybe they'll realize this needs client cognizance and escalate it to their corporate handler:

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