Wisconsin Company To Implant Microchips In Employees [More]Pretty soon it will be just as mandatory and accepted as the insulting and degrading practice of requiring urine offerings as a condition of employment.
So does it go in the right hand or in the forehead? Maybe I should ask Tommy Thompson...
[Via Jess]
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No. Just no.
Just think what a boon this will be for the health care industry. Assembly-line surgery appointments!
"The original XP chip you got is no longer supported, and its manufacturer will no longer be protecting it against viruses."
"Oh oh — Joe’s HMO dilly-dallied on his upgrade, and his XP chip brought in a virus that Stuxnetted his employer’s entire inventory system."
"Blimey, this redistribution of security idea is trickier than I thought."
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