Monday, July 24, 2017

In the Chips

Wisconsin Company To Implant Microchips In Employees [More]
Pretty soon it will be just as mandatory and accepted as the insulting and degrading practice of requiring urine offerings as a condition of employment.

So does it go in the right hand or in the forehead?  Maybe I should ask Tommy Thompson...

[Via Jess]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No. Just no.

Henry said...

Just think what a boon this will be for the health care industry. Assembly-line surgery appointments!

"The original XP chip you got is no longer supported, and its manufacturer will no longer be protecting it against viruses."

"Oh oh — Joe’s HMO dilly-dallied on his upgrade, and his XP chip brought in a virus that Stuxnetted his employer’s entire inventory system."

"Blimey, this redistribution of security idea is trickier than I thought."