Thursday, July 27, 2006

Domestic Enemies

These days, it’s getting harder and harder to make an honest buck selling killing machines.
We showed you what Russian and Venezuelan communists are doing about small arms, so we thought it only fair to show what their domestic counterparts at The New York Press are up to.

Marxists with machine guns are good.

Armed citizens are bad.

Depending on which side you're on, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Tovarisch!

After the firing range, Chavez headed for Izhmash weapons maker, Kalashnikov museum of small-arms weapons and had a personal meeting with Mikhail Kalashnikov, the legendary armourer of Russia. The Kalashnikov sub-machine gun is the banner of Venezuelan armed power, Chavez said after receiving an autobiographical book by Kalashnikov.
Mikhail--did you tell him how you now favor global small arms control?

Oh, it's OK, Hugo gets a pass. He's a commie, too.

We're the Only Ones Scared Straight Enough

Collective gasps were heard Wednesday as gruesome photographs of gunshot victims flashed onto a screen before dozens of teenagers and their parents.

“Y’all look. Don’t look away,” the speaker said. “This is where the fascination of guns gets you”...

Firing a gun creates a vicious cycle of revenge, Davis said, illustrating his point by saying a sibling of a gunshot victim will usually seek to even the score, which can often lead to deaths of those not involved in the initial conflict...

Guns are made to kill, Davis said, so carrying one – even if it’s to have a sense of protection – doesn’t change its purpose.
Yeah, right, Davis. We get it. You're "The Only Ones" and we're not.

Understatement of the Year Award Nominee

She said going into a gunshop with a machete was not the smartest thing for anyone to do.
Don't expect most people to extrapolate a broader principle from this, though...

We're the Only Ones Who Will Huff and Will Puff and Will Blow the Door In Enough

An off-duty police officer fired 11 bullets into his girlfriend's door and was arrested on charges including reckless endangerment, police said.
Maybe her doorbell was broken...?

[Thanks to Jason M]

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Inspector Clouseau vs Indiana Sniper

Indiana State Police say virtually anybody who owns a gun would be a suspect at this point.
Compare to:
I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.
Glad to see it looks like they caught him using good old fashioned police work, that is, a tip from an informant. All you Indiana gun owners who own handguns, shotguns and any rifle that doesn't take .270 ammo can breathe a sigh of relief that you're no longer suspects.

We're the Only Ones Undisciplined Enough

Acting Austin Police Chief Cathy Ellison will not be disciplined for leaving a gun in the trunk of a city-owned car she took in for maintenance late last year...
No. No, of course not. She's an "Only One."

We're the Only Ones Automatically Supported Enough

llinois State Police trooper Gregory Mugge pleaded guilty to one charge of possessing an unregistered machine gun...

Mugge, 52, of Jerseyville, was indicted in January, along with Illinois State Police Sgt. James Vest, 39, of O'Fallon, and John Yard, 36, an Illinois State Police special agent...

In February, a group of 12 local police chiefs and sheriffs, and two state senators...endorsed a letter of support for the three state troopers.
Yeah, I'm sure had it been some of us mere citizens instead of "The Only Ones," the Illinois law enforcement/political establishment would have been tripping all over themselves to recommend leniency.

We're the Only Ones Taking a Shot at Marriage Enough

The wife of a Morgan County sheriff's deputy was wounded in what appeared to be an accidental shooting with the deputy's gun...Neither her name nor the deputy's name was released.
No. No, of course not.

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"Word, G" Follow-Up

Sometimes we as African Americans should do our own investigating before we allow the media to control what we believe about our own young men and women.
Based on the track record of "authorized journalists," that's sound advice for any race on any topic.

"Project Exile": Keeping Richmond Safe

A mother and her 3-year-old daughter were wounded Tuesday after they were caught in a street side gun battle while driving down Marina Way South, Lt. Mark Gagan said...

Richmond has experienced a spate of violence this year. A man and a woman were fatally shot in the city on Saturday night, bringing the homicide total to 22 for the year.
But...but...but...

UPDATE CORRECTION:
Tony has sent you a link to a weblog:

FYI - This shooting gallery is Richmond, Ca, just north of infamous Oakland, Ca.
Hmmm. Maybe somebody around here ought to look before he leaps...

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

We're the Only Ones Seasoned Enough

Three Hixton families have filed a complaint with the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department against a deputy, claiming that he pepper sprayed four kids and two adults riding on a float during an Independence Day parade.
Leave it to "The Only Ones" to spice up an event intended to celebrate sovereign individual liberty.

Someone's Been Googling Their Name

However, I will remind you that the founding fathers possessed weapons that could, but the best infantry in the world at the time (the British) only be fired between 3 and 5 times a minute. Do you know what the modern automatic machine gun can do. Times change Mr. Quammen, and with them the rules and yes rights too must also change. The founding fathers ment to protect the people from their creation (the federal government) not set them as prey to their fellow citizens.
Just a guess, but I'd say Jori S. Byrne-Diakun (who's "not a she") picked the wrong guy to give a lesson in founding intent to...

And yeah, Jori, I'd say we have a fair understanding of "modern automatic machine guns," at least to know we haven't been able to (legally) get 'em since '86, that they were never part of the '94 federal ban, and that the only people who suggest they are used for hunting are those who don't know any better and those who wish to exploit that ignorance.

We're the Only Ones "Armed" and Dangerous Enough

A Missouri State Highway Patrol commander is recovering after shooting himself in the arm with a pistol...

"Every once in a while, something like this happens...It's unfortunate, but it's one of those things. That's why guns are dangerous."
With a bit more training, you might realize that incompetent gun handling is what's dangerous.

But what do I know? I'm not an "Only One."

[Thanks to Fourteen Alpha]

And If He Says "No?"

At the end of June, Pearce dropped by the house, asking my husband if he knew of my plans and if he approved.

Initially, I'm horrified. What if we had a bad marriage, and I wanted the gun for self-protection? Why should he get to overrule my decision?

Kim Gandy, the president of the National Organization for Women, sees it differently. It's never wise to bring firepower into an abusive household, she says. And if New Jersey's law requires spousal notification, victims get time to prepare - or leave.
So that's the official word from the nation's leading "feminist" organization? If a woman wants a gun she needs to get her husband's permission?

You've come a long way, baby!

Now get me another beer.

[Via Alphecca]

Stick to Football, Coach

"I think we need to leave those issues to this - dial 911 and get the people that are trained to handle those things," Coker said Monday during the 2006 ACC Football Kickoff event. "I really don't want our players to have firearms."
I'd say you need to work on your defense.

I'd Settle for Methane Neutral

Gore said he and his wife, Tipper, who was in the audience, had adopted a "carbon neutral lifestyle."
Does that mean they've stopped exhaling?

Ted's Bridge to the Police State

Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA) charges a Republican-backed amendment that prohibits the confiscation of guns during an emergency puts police officers and first responders in danger.
Of course, no one will confiscate the guns of this loathsome parasite's taxpayer-funded bodyguards.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Kids and Guns: Now and Then

Now:
"Children will pick up a gun if they find it. They can't help themselves, it's what they do. They're curious, and it's your job to make sure their curiosity doesn't hurt them," project representative Linda Corrow said.

And Then:
Know your gun. Know your ammo. Be sure of your backstop. Be sure of your target.

"No one ever got hurt because of the strict discipline," Catalano said. "At the very beginning, Ed Schrop wouldn't even let you touch a gun. It was this way -- or out."

Before long, the boys knew how to clean rifles, take them apart and put them back together.
Linda or Ed...avoidance or education...

Gee, picking a properly qualified firearms authority for young people to listen to sure is difficult...

Mike Freeman Murky on Logic

All that is to say that I'm no stranger to firearms and their use for recreation and hunting. I believe that experience qualifies me to comment on the Second Amendment as it's observed and misused today.
Yeah, I'd say experience with recreational activities makes you a Constitutional scholar, Mike.

Kind of an ironic last name...