Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Job Requirements

"Later, the President heard from his wife - via an interview on NBC's 'Today Show' - about what she is looking for on the nation's highest court.

"'Sure, I would really like for him to name another woman,' First Lady Laura Bush said while on her goodwill tour of Africa."

After all, it isn't understanding and faithfulness to Founding intent that matters--it's your genitals.

Preferably Bush will also make sure his nominee is non-Caucasian and so compromised in principle even the Democrats won't filibuster.

Yeah, we'll be getting our rights recognized and protected real quick with this approach.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's too damn bad Judge Sarah T. Hughes is 20+ years dead. If, however, Bush can find another of her caliber,conviction and principle we would do well to have another woman on the court, genitals notwithstanding.

Speaking of which are any members of the court Jewish? I could really use the Gentiles notwithstanding bit, if so. Oh, wait, Ginsburg! a twofer.