Monday, November 14, 2005

PTA Calls For Gadgets At Gun Fights

Taking its first official position on the use of stun guns, the Florida PTA is calling for the devices to be used only as an alternative to shooting a student with a gun...


Meet Nancy Cox, Florida PTA President. Nancy will now demonstrate the technique of confronting armed psychotic adolescent males with a stun gun.


These are our test subjects. Ready when you are, Ms. Cox...

1 comment:

E. David Quammen said...

EXCELLENT! Slams the point home rather nicely David!