Thursday, January 12, 2006

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

"Senator, I'm not being reviewed for a position as an editorialist; I'm being reviewed for a position as a Supreme Court Justice. How complicated is it for you to understand that my personal opinions have NO BEARING on how I would rule on a question of law?

If Machine Gun Sammy would listen to coaching from Curtis Stone, I'd watch the damned hearings on pay-per-view.

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