Multitudes of you seeking enlightenment have asked me if I'm aware of the "Is Barack Obama the Messiah?" movement.
In short, yes. It is heresy.
Do not be taken in by breakaway movements.
The only true and Orthodox Barack-worshipping sect is the one led by Thulsa Doom himself, the Cult of Set.
These other guys? They're like Unitarians or something...
Meanwhile, Les K has found an even more insidiuous cell of blasphemy: "Sportsmen for Obama".
In short, yes. It is heresy.
Do not be taken in by breakaway movements.
The only true and Orthodox Barack-worshipping sect is the one led by Thulsa Doom himself, the Cult of Set.
These other guys? They're like Unitarians or something...
Meanwhile, Les K has found an even more insidiuous cell of blasphemy: "Sportsmen for Obama".
Cool sites, actually--the "Messiah" one has done a great job documenting the quasi-religious insanity that is the Obama campaign, and the "Sportsmen" site gives us a comprehensive look at the totality of his anti-gun sentiments. Go look around.
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I can't help it. Everytime I read "Barak Obama", my mind says "Black Osama".
It's technically not incorrect to call Obama the Messiah, it means something along the lines of "the next ruler", which they might hope for.
Cults of personallity never end well, so brace yourself either way, wether he wins or loses.
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