The Original is Still the Best

Don't like bullets? (I don't.)

Don't have any bullets on you? (Nope.)

Let folks know it with this No Bullets pendant. [More]

Yes, please do.  But you need to make it more obvious if you're going to succeed in convincing predators you're the weakest ungulate in the herd.  If I saw that without knowing what it's about, I doubt I'd even make a connection.

If you really want to make sure everyone knows you're the softest target, you still can't beat one of these.

And I found an hysterical one here.

[Via bearandkeeparms]