Royal Treatment

"Only Ones" exempted, naturally.

Is "Rest assured" some kind of code phrase for "F--- you"?

Let's see what kind of response I get, if any...

 

Here's the text of the "contract":

Personal Safety Guarantee

The [Name of Company or Agency] agrees that a special relationship exists between our organization and [Name of Individual Entering Premises Disarmed] by virtue of his/her abiding by our “No Firearms” mandate. Because we have encouraged him/her to be personally defenseless, we hereby agree to assume responsibility for his/her personal safety and protection, and admit liability should we fail in this duty.

[Signature/Title/Date]

Rest assured, they'll assume no such thing.

[Via Mack H]