Why Do You Need an Assault Weapon?

Nothing was taken and no shots were fired. [More]

Idiots. Don't they know these battlefield weapons of war are only meant for killing and killing and killing when they're not compensating for small penises?

And what does it tell you to realize Andrew Cuomo, who is protected 'round the clock by an armed detail, would rather the roommates had been killed than armed with an AR-15?

And for next time, guys, load the thing.

[Via  Tom D]