I've heard they have "handcrafted beverages" and serve "non-dairy creamers," but this is ridiculous. [More]
Being an "Only One" and all, I wonder if he had one of those guns Starbucks asked the rest of us not to bring in. When we have them, don't the antis call them "penis substitutes"?
[Via Bear]
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
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I've often wondered what a police officer has to do to be suspended without pay. And he obviously left his "penis substitute" at home.
On the other Hand, Chipotle serves fresh meat. Just saying.
Watch out man! You'll put your eye out with that thing!
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