The Third Way

It will obviously never be this blatant, but when all other options have been exhausted, some may start to question what alternatives they're left with if they wish to ensure predator stalkers just keep the hell away from them.

There is a less drastic solution, but the outrageous thing is, if they catch you trying it, or even if you inadvertently run afoul of evil self-defense bans, the penalty could be just as life-destroying. Take that option away from people, make it a choice between Felony Conviction A or Felony Conviction B, and some will start to question just what the hell it is they have to lose by selecting either when faced with a "judged by 12/carried by six" dilemma.

In fairness, there is a third way, where at least your record will stay clean, even if you are dirt-napping.

[Via cycjec]