Now That You've Walked Out of Our First Performance, Here's Act Two

Except the legally-required fine print says "No Purchase Necessary," not that I expect anything but self interest über alles from rapping "architect" MC Rove:

He can't be beat because he's so white from his head to his feet.

Yeah, really.

And there's something else the fine print says:

The Promotion is open only to U.S. citizens, or lawful permanent U.S. residents who are legal residents (green card holders) of the 50 United Sates, Puerto Rico, and the District of Columbia...

So the ones cleaning up after them will need to wait a bit.