A Stunning Development

Yes. Now let me see. How does this work? Ah, yes. This won't kill, and this will. Oh, how marvelous! Devastating! Why, this could kill millions.  [More]

Right. "Non-Lethal System." It's not like a different setting would be feasible.

And no, of course this "terrible implement of the soldier" will not be allowed for We the People.  What, you didn't think "the unlimited power of the sword" was supposed to be a "birthright" or anything, did you?

[Via Florida Guy]