"He said in his anger he waved the chopstick in front of his father but before he knew it, it got stuck in him," the officer said. [More]It got stuck in him.
Sounds like the same kind of excuse we hear when an "Only One" has a negligent dischar... I mean, an "accident."
And it was one of those assault chopsticks, with no legitimate gormandizing purposes. Isn't it time we did something about chopstick violence? To think that Japan has a chopstick death rate that dwarfs the rest of the world...
It can't be argued that every chopstick owner is law-abiding -- until they're not. Still, for those inclined to demand commonsense chopstick safety laws, we can't forget the truism that anyone who can't be trusted with chopsticks can't be trusted without a hokannin.
When chopsticks are outlawed...
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