'I'm Not Really a Football Fan...

...but I play one on TV." [More]

The important thing is, Roger is taken care of.

Talking local sports, which I don't except to say how much I don't care, the wife mentioned the Cavs had lost recently, prompting elder feral son Uday to observe he thought that's what Cleveland had the Browns for. He added he's thinking of trying out, as he's sure he can help them lose every game just as well as anyone else.

[Via Florida Guy]