Mark Waltrip Has a Big 'But'

“I believe in people’s right to bear arms,” Mark Waltrip, Westgate Resort’s chief operating officer, says. “I have a concealed carry permit myself. But, you know, on our properties, we want to maintain a safe environment, and we don’t need guests bringing weapons on site. We really don’t want that kind of surprise.” [More]

So, Mark: When you were a kid, did you really want to be a goddamn liar when you grew up?

[Via Andy M]