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Eminem attacks NRA in awards show performance [More]

Maybe he should be attacking cowardly assholes who threaten and abuse others with guns, like this out-of-control douchebag:

Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, was charged after he allegedly pistol-whipped John Guerra last June 4th at Hot Rock nightclub in Warren. Eminem claims that he saw Guerra kissing Eminem's now-estranged wife, Kim Mathers. The rapper pled guilty to the concealed weapons count on February 14th. In exchange, prosecutors dismissed a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon. As part of the deal, Eminem and his attorneys could have withdrawn the guilty plea if they were unhappy with Vivianio's sentence. The case would have then gone to trial.

Plus he can afford the best lawyers money can buy. No "white /money" privilege there for the punk cuckboy. He not only wasn't smart enough not to get into an altercation, he didn't have the guts to take his "rival" on man-to-man. And what kind of dumb-ass carries and then pulls an unloaded gun (assuming that part is even true)?

And "two years probation" = "prohibited person." But it's OK because Marshhole can also afford an armed bodyguard (and get into an "armed standoff" with him), which makes it easy for him to be anti-your gun.

I guess the kind with the "judgement" to take "up to 60 Valium and 30 Vicodin pills a day," we'll be looking to him as a moral leader real quick.

As for rapper Common adding his two cents, at least he's honest about Demanding Moms. "Progressives" will give him a pass on that and his "homophobia," though, because the greater agenda of advancing the nascent totalitarian state's monopoly of violence is being advanced by this useful idiot.

Besides, who is qualified to care more about children than someone who had his own son aborted and who supports the Margaret Sanger Eugenics Foundation big time?

Talk about excuse-making:

Rarely is abortion discussed in hip-hop, and especially not to the extent that Common does on this single. He appears to have mostly come to terms with the decision, but a somber tone of regret lingers. It makes for a sad story, but knowing that the unborn child's nonexistent life may be better than the circumstances into which it would have been born is oddly satisfying.

Bullshit. That's why a man is supposed to man up and crawl over broken glass if that's what it takes to keep that from happening. Goddamn weakling.