We're the Only Ones Startled Enough

The officer said he squeezed the trigger because he was startled. [More]

And that's why we're supposed to do what?

Curious-- the story says "officer" five times but doesn't give a name. I'd say we mundanes would not be offered such courtesy shielding, but Item 14 ensures that only highly-trained, professional booger-hookers will be in a position to have a gun at the mall in the first place.

Right?

[Via bondmen]