Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Black Hole

I swear I just snorted up my breakfast over this story. A Dallas County commissioner is demanding that a colleague apologize for using the term “black hole.” The unhinged official called the phrase racist and insisted on replacing it with… “white hole.”
I guess this means Disney will be accused of racism?

Life in the Chocolate Universe...

Just add a little Milky Way...

[Via Jay S]

"Moral Panic"

The paper goes on to rip apart the media in blowing up these technopanics, often using outright incorrect or made up data, such as the idea that "50,000 sexual predators are online at any given time," a favorite of former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. The problem is that this number was made up out of nowhere.
And from this, legislation is enacted.

If you've agreed with any of my Chris Hansen posts, you should find this interesting. It discusses the manipulation behind the hysteria, as well as the results.

Not that we've ever seen that from our good friends and government watchdogs, the "Authorized Journalists"

[Via Sam W]

We're the Only Ones Concerned Enough

The Fort Lauderdale police chief says he is concerned about his wife's safety if she remains in jail.
Huh. How many non-"Only Ones" has the chief presided over the incarceration of, and this is the first time he's publicly expressing concern for prisoner safety?

[Via Jeffersonian]

Real Talk in Jersey

A televised debate between noted gun rights attorney/author Evan Nappen and the President of CeaseFire NJ is scheduled to air on Sunday, July 13 at 12:30p.m. on WWOR-TV (Channel 9). The name of the program is Real Talk.
If you live in the area, you might weant to watch or record this. I looked at the My9 website, but couldn't find more detailed info and didn't have the incentive or patience to explore it. If you do see it, let us know how it turned out, and if a link to the debate is ever posted, please share it.

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones Older and Wiser Enough

A Merrillville police officer fired last year has been charged with sexual battery against a 16-year-old girl he pulled over.
Nazi Rolf, your cue:
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and roues and cads
Offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am [36] going on [37]
I'll take care of you
[Via Shermlock Shomes]

Dumb and Dumber

"It's not a dumb rule."

See, the way you deal with this is publicly identify this moron.

Name him.

Give contact information for where he works.

Then publicly shame the stupid, authoritarian SOB. Make ruthless fun of him.

I don't think it would take too many examples.

But I dream. We've named some already, and in far worse cases.

It's getting to where people have no hope for "official" redress. Eat it and like it. Obey or be destroyed.

And there's nothing we can do about it.

Right?

[Via Jeffersonian]

We're the Only Ones S&M Enough

A Central Florida police sergeant has been arrested on suspicion of throwing a female to the ground at a party, pulling her pants down and spanking her with a belt...
And apparently it's not the first time a female has accused him of corporal creepiness.

My question: Were there no men at the party? Who the hell would stand by and watch this happen and not intervene?

Oh, right.

And are there no men in here life? Imagine if she were your daughter or sister. I'd venture she wouldn't be The "Only One" with stripes and welts.

[Via Zachary G]

Raising Cane

Senior centers and retirement communities are looking for new ways to promote exercise in order to stave off physical decline. Older people interested in honing their self-defense skills, meanwhile, are delighted to find that something they already own can be used as a weapon.
I suppose it's better than nothing, and perhaps instilling an instinct to resist may deter some would-be attackers, but really.

We've been through this before.

Yes, of course I'd rather know some fighting tricks than not know them.

Yes, of course I'd rather have a cane than fight bare-handed.

But if an attacker is deadly serious, ain't nothing substitutes for being able to return the sentiment, and that means having a gun.

But I am willing to compromise. Unfortunately, those presuming authority to define "AOWs" will not meet me halfway on this.

This Day in History: July 12

A General Court Martial of the Line to sit at Head Quarters, in Cambridge, to morrow morning at Nine OClock, to try Col. Scammons of the Massachusetts Forces accused of “Backwardness in the execution of his duty, in the late Action upon Bunkers-hill.” The Adjutant of Col. Scammons regiment, to warn all Evidences, and persons concern’d to attend the court.
That piqued my curiosity, so I found this:
On the other side of Charlestown Neck the situation was no better. Colonel Scammons was ordered to lead his regiment across the Neck "to the Hill", but with almost inexcusable stupidity, he marched his men to Cobble Hill, a feeble elevation on the landward side of Charlestown Neck and stayed there, never crossing the Neck to reach Gridley's Redoubt. Meanwhile, at the same spot, Major Scarborough Gridley, Colonel Gridley's older son, was also malingering with his artillery company, refusing to cross the Neck. It was at the very time his father was in desperate need of artillery assistance--and himself loading the last remaining cannon beside the Redoubt.

Then, back at Bunker Hill, there was Colonel Masfield with his regiment, ordered to go to Prescott's aid. With Colonel Scammons, the two colonels, with 700 fresh men with full ammunition pouches, simply sat out the battle watching Major Gridley fire pop shots at the British Symmetry and Glasgow.
The battle was a loss for the Americans, but at a heavy toll for the British. Imagine how emboldened the cause for liberty would have been had these officers acted differently and deployed their resources to tip the scale to victory.

Friday, July 11, 2008

What's in a Name?

A name can reflect a state of mind or an ideology. Take, for instance, Gunslinger in Oak Lawn, Ill., or Ready On The Right in Kailua, Hawaii. Or you might choose to convey the threat implicit in the merchandise, with a name such as Ready Aim Fire in Bristol, Pa., or Smoking Barrels Guns in Lutz, Fla.
Or we could just do things your way and set up local chapters of Slaves-Я-Us, you smug, historically-ignorant idiot.

From the Department of Pre-Crime

"And we've seen that, just getting a concealed carry permit, all that means is that you haven't committed a crime yet."--Daniel Vice, Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership Senior Attorney
Ergo, we are all criminals--some of us just haven't acted out on our evil impulses yet.

But wait a minute--if that means we all should be prohibited from bearing arms, what does that do to the Brady's new argument that Heller takes "slippery slope" concerns off the table?

Fortunately, those the Brady's would give a monopoly of lethal force to are immune to such human failings. We've proven that time and again here, haven't we?

Or could it be that paranoid projectionists like the aptly named Mr. Vice are manipulators and deceivers, that is, liars?

UPDATE: Video snippet (thanks 45superman!)

What the Hell, Let's Make 'em ALL Collective Rights

And the question is, is the individual’s right superior to society’s right?
So in other words:
[T]he needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...Or the one.
And then distilling that nonsense into its true meaning:
From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need.
Ben thinks I ought to tear into this dopey grinning Marxist, quoted here, but I think he did a fine enough job already.

[Related Reading]

For the Children

Another gambit by anti-gun organizations is to include older teens and adults in their calculations, in order to produce at a scarier number, implying that eight children a day die because “gun lovers” only care about “their rights.”
Bingo!

And I've seen that "caring only about their rights" talking point springing up more and more these days.

[Via Dave Licht]

Horning IN?

Mike H says these folks have integrity.

I haven't personally researched Andy Horning's and Lisa Kelly's records, but I've always found Mike's opinions to be worth listening to. If you live in Indiana, I suggest you check them out. And if you have any knowledge about the candidates, please feel free to share them in "Comments."

I did see they got this right:
“The people shall have a right to bear arms...” This is unequivocal. No limitations are stated anywhere in this constitution; therefore none are allowed.

Maximum Mike Does Heller

Well, yeah, technically it's a right, but:
[I]t will not affect its continued enforcement of all existing federal firearms laws."
BATFU presses onward, unfazed, unchecked and unconstitutionally.

What a surprise.

Breakdown

...of a 1911, that is.

Cool animation from Splode TV.

[Via 1894C]

We're the Only Ones Behind You Enough

Surveillance video from inside Reagan National Airport shows Robin Kassner standing with a TSA agent who sorts through her bag.

Moments later, a Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority police officer steps in and pulls Kassner to the ground.
In non-"Authorized Journalist" speak, that means a thug assaulted her from behind.

But that's OK--the department says she "was not cooperative," and we all know any citizen acting that way with "authoritah" deserves a good smackdown.

This reminds me of a particularly vile "joke" I once heard:
What do battered women have in common?
They just don't listen.
That "punch line" seems to be SOP for anyone they get under their control, and Officer Michael Urbina has proven himself to be quite the "Only One," don't you think?

[Via John G]

We're the Only Ones Engaging Enough

A former Michigan City police officer has been sentenced to three years probation in a case that began when he was accused of engaging in a sexual act with a female prisoner.
Hey, it's not like he's the "Only One" to engage in misconduct, falsify reports, betray trust...

[Via Shermlock Shomes]

We're the Only Ones Always Thinking Forfeiture Enough

Under the direction of former Sheriff Brian Gilbert, the Dallas County Sheriff's Department hauled in millions over the course of several years -- and then Gilbert got a little too greedy, making off with paper sacks containing $120,000 seized in a traffic stop.

Gilbert's punishment was a suspended ten year prison sentence, five years' probation, and a term of make-work "community service."
Not only does it enrich enterprising "Only Ones," it funds the police state.

The better to bind you with, my dear!

William N. Grigg really is one of the best investigative journalists out there. That shallow statist talking heads are the ones in the field who get the recognition and reward is further evidence of the institutionalized corruption that is "Authorized Journalism."

I found another "must read" article (heck, the guy's entire body of work qualifies) that should be of particular interest to WarOnGuns regulars--especially those of you who leave biting commentary of your own. There's this list thing happening in addition to all the other tools our employees use to better serve us...

[Via Ron W]

North Carolina Rats Out to Feds

The Democrat-controlled North Carolina state senate overwhelmingly passed legislation requiring that anyone in the state who by law has been committed to a mental health facility will have their name entered into a national database to prevent them from buying a firearm.

The Liberty Sphere has some observations that are sure to draw some fire from the apologia faction. Please be ready to back him up if that happens.