Thursday, October 23, 2008

We're the Only Ones Shack Attack Enough

The case of State v. Linda May Johnson was formally placed on the court's inactive docket, meaning the woman arrested, shackled and hauled off to the county jail for allegedly letting her miniature poodles, Ollie and Hershey, saunter onto a neighbor's lawn during their daily walks will not be prosecuted.
Miniature?

So we're talking junk poodles? Pocket walk-its?

I certainly sleep better at night knowing the "Only Ones" are out there protecting you and me from desperate scofflaws and vicious animals.

[Via JGullock]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And don't forget whose lawn those little dogs walked on David. Why it was a Maryland State Police sergeant!