Wednesday, July 11, 2007

So--Anything Happen While I Was Gone?

Posting will still be limited for the next week or so as things slowly normalize--please understand if I don't have time to reply or follow up on news tips, etc.



Holy Moly, this has been a lot of work. The yard took me 4 hours even with a tractor because of all the edging and trim mowing. The TV deliverytards couldn't get either set to work until I showed them how you need to take the little strip of plastic off the remote, and no, you won't get a signal until you select an input source, plus the main set has a master ON/Off switch in the back--and then noticed one of them had tracked dozens of black grease spots all over carpets I just spent $350 having professionally cleaned before we moved in. I also would like to produce a special sequel to "Saw" featuring the CEOs of companies that import furniture assembly kits--give them an hour to follow their own instructions and put the freaking desk together before the bear traps on their heads trip shut.



But aside from that all is well. The finches come to our feeder, the chipmunk grows less timid and may yet end up being a trusted pal, the squirrel chases robins in lunatic bounds, and the deer leave my poor offerings alone because the neighbors are such excellent gardeners. There is a real contentment in sitting under trees in a dark back yard tastefully accented by lightning bugs, drawing on a good Maduro, sipping at a finger of single malt and listening to the distant rumble of wheels on rails a mile away.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

good for you. I am glad you are out of that hellhole.

Sounds like we may have similar lifestyles, though I expect mine is less grand.

BTW, where approximately did you settle? Just approximate, we wouldn't want the California to try to get you back. They are short on brains there, you know. You just increased their deficit.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!

Sounds like things are going reasonably well.

Wonder if you'd get better service if you had a pile of guns you "hadn't had a chance to put away yet" in sight?

Anonymous said...

welcome back.......and don't trust the chipmonk.

defiant_infidel said...

Glad you're back!

Have you happened to catch this little item? I suggest a heavy dose of blood pressure meds beforehand.

Anonymous said...

Welcome Back! Glad to see you made it safe and sound. California's loss is definitely Ohiho's gain...

--Cousin G

me said...

Welcome back indeed..and welcome to the great state of Ohio...or is that once somewhat OK state of Ohio?

Well, either way it still beats Kali. I hope you left all those damn earthquakes out there. We've got enough of our own here. Quit laughing, it's true. Even worse they're out towards Mentor, near the Perry plant. Very minor so far.

What part of the state did you settle in? Just want to know so I can avoid you. Nothing personal, but at the rate things are going I'm not going to be able to afford that box of ammo I promised ya.

Concerned American said...

David: Real glad you are back, and congrats on improving your situation.

Anonymous said...

WHAT!? No pictures!? ;P

Welcome back.

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Sincerely, C.H.

Fletch said...

Great to have you back! I really missed not being able to check this blog every day!

Anonymous said...

Great news, and welcome back!