Friday, October 05, 2007

MTSU Students Demand to Be Helpless

Student leaders at MTSU made it clear Thursday that there is no room for guns on campus...

...MTSU police Sgt. Brett Huskey told senators more guns would only create more confusion during an incident.

That's why the first thing Brett is going to do in a campus shooting is throw away his gun. Wouldn't want to "create more confusion"...

Besides, he'll no doubt follow the sterling example of his "Only Ones" predecessors at Columbine and Virginia Tech, and rush in to the building to the rescue, instead of, you know, hiding behind cars or trees while unarmed sheep are being slaughtered.

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