Thursday, November 08, 2007

Parade of Fools

Progress is occurring, however.
If you understand that "progressive" is a code word for Marxist, then yeah, I guess it is.

Funny how this section is titled "Intelligence Report," as it contains so little.

Parade Magazine has long been an insidious source of "authorized journalist" subversion that manages to ooze into American household every Sunday--from mindless celebrity worship to political manipulation, they rely on a readership dumb enough to embrace a "benevolent" state that leaves them just enough left over to blow on overpriced mail order collector plates. That formula has made it "America's best-read, largest circulation magazine."

They gave Warren Burger a national forum to promulgate the collective rights and sporting purposes lies into the public consciousness.

I wrote a short piece for a pro-gun newsletter I published back in 1996 based on a quote from a fawning "profile" Parade did to convince everyone what a great guy the head of BATFU was:
Tarzan's Ape/English Dictionary

"I'm not going to interpret the Second Amendment. The ATF is simply in the business of enforcing and regulating existing law."- John Magaw, Director, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Translation #1: Yeah, yeah- I know I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States and defend it from all enemies, foreign and domestic, but jeeze, it's just a ritual- you don't expect me to actually consider the intent of the words I hope...

Translation #2: Ve vere only following ORDERS...

Translation #3: Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh eee-eee-eee! (ooops, sorry, that means "Cheetah want banana!")
I recall they had a bumper sticker contest shortly after that, where they asked readers to send in pictures of what they had on their cars. I got a few readers to send in Polaroids of theirs with the one that says "Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun," just to mess with them.

And, of course, Parade was the source for that quote I used to demonstrate what a weakling that wretched global disarmament advocate and UN "Messenger of Peace" Michael Douglas is, leaving no doubt why he so resents people who can control themselves.

It'd be nice if more people got the message that Parade is a source of fascist manipulation and propaganda that cannot be trusted to do more than line the birdcage--and that we could track its demise and note "progress is occurring."

[Via Bounty Hunter]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

David, I'm very pleased that you put the progressive = markism comment in the article. The Demos are throwing that word around alot in order to reframe the word 'liberal.' More people need to know that the left has communistic plans for us all. Sam

Anonymous said...

It should be intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer that Left=Commie. They lust after the "good old days" of Khrushchev and Mao.

It'll be good when they die off.