Monday, August 04, 2008

A New Type of Flower Power

Lily pollen is notoriously difficult to remove once it has stuck to a surfaces.

"It is a new type of flower power," Paul Sermon, the leader of the research, said. "The tags primarily consist of naturally occurring pollen, a substance that evolution has provided with extraordinary adhesive properties.

"Each cartridge would have between 1,000 and one million tags on it, and if you touch one you will end up with a large number of those on your hands, gloves or clothes. They are almost impossible to get off and they don't degrade over time."
Yeah, I want to gum up the works with that!

Tell you what, guys--get the military and police to use it as standard issue and then get back to me.

What a ridiculous idea, on so many levels.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with these dim-wits and their various schemes to give total and complete control to the state?

Do these idiots ever think of the consequences of such actions?

The_Chef said...

No, they are thinking of the windfall profits from the government legislating their use.

I'm sure someone holds the production patents for this procedure. Can someone do some research to see who's backing this financially?

Anonymous said...

They already know who's committing the violent crimes. They know them by their first names, they've arrested, convicted and given them SUSPENDED SENTENCES so often. It's SO obvious that the final step to make guns and ammunition absolutely off-limits to us is on their minds.
Over the weekend I ended up thinking that maybe I AM a pessimist and a little paranoid and that THEY would never go as far as we're afraid they will.
THEY never let me enjoy those moments of peaceful denial for very long.

DJK said...

Two things....


1. Rubber Gloves.
2. Florists with guns or criminals with penchants for pretty flowers.

Anonymous said...

Uhhhhhh, if it's so bloody hard to get OFF, how in the heck do you get it on your fingers from the casing that it's stuck TO????

Michael Hawkins said...

Now there's a winner ...

That and: what is this going to accomplish that a trace metal test can't already determine?