We're the Only Ones Going Public Enough

Olmsted Township police chief charged with public indecency

Rangers say McNeeley was partially undressed, kneeling on the ground. [More]

Really? Because that gives me a dilemma when I go to the Olmsted Township "Only Ones" Service Department website.

I can't decide if I should then click on "Values & Principles" or "Citizen Satisfaction Surveys."