Thursday, April 15, 2010

We're the Only Ones Responding Alarmingly Enough

"Wait, there's a robbery happening right now, in my house, and you say I can't report it?"

"That's correct, sir." [More]
Right. The "authorities" are the "Only Ones" who can protect you...

Wonder how fast they'd have gotten there if he'd told the moron dispatcher he had a gun? And why do I get the feeling incompetent parasites like that would starve without a host ?

[Via William T]

2 comments:

Crotalus (Don't Tread on Me) said...

I read a story about a man who called the cops when he saw robbers in his garden shed. They said they couldn't respond for at least an hour. He hung up, and called back in five minutes and reported that they didn't have to worry anymore. He shot the robbers.

The cops showed up in a few minutes and caught the robbers red-handed. One cop said to the homeowner, "I thought you said you shot them all." The homeowner replied, "I thought you said you couldn't be here for an hour."

Longbow said...

Just place the 911 operator on paid admin leave for a month or two. Then conduct a rigorous investigation, followed by a quiet exoneration, and "everything should be fine..."

All you sheeple go back to sleep, NOW!