Friday, October 23, 2015

Jane Got a Gun

Oh, look, Natalie Portman saving the day with a gun! [More]

Yeah, that Natalie Portman:
From my "The Fandom Menace" in the Nov. 1999 issue of GUNS AND AMMO Magazine:
So there is no apparent disconnect when anti-gun Rosie O'Donnell displays armed "Star Wars" figurines while praising this newest release. There is no incredulity when "Phantom Menace" co-star Natalie Portman (the lightpistol-packing Queen Amidala of Theed) tells Rosie "I'm proud of you, your power, and talking about what you believe in."
As someone who has played the title role in Broadway's "The Diary of Anne Frank," you'd think Ms. Portman would know only too well the evil real life consequences of population disarmament. Instead, she vacuously asserts, "I'm in high school too, and I know what you're talking about...this stuff is hitting my school now too. Somebody's got to say something about it and not be afraid to do so." 
And the audience cheers. After all, she's beautiful, successful, self-assured– what more do you need to be considered an authority in this era of image over substance? Yet they can't wait to see this privileged dilettante lead a make-believe armed retinue against the forces of darkness (as opposed to hiding in an attic with her unarmed family before being dragged off to a death camp).
Oh, and look who's releasing this.

I want Skip Coolzip's Academy Awards takeover quote on a T-shirt.

1 comment:

Jerry The Geek said...

Remember Natalie as a young child actress in "The Professional"? (Alternate title: "LEON", staring Jean Reno)

She was packing a gun in a pizza box.

You can buy them books, but you can't make 'em read.