Tuesday, June 21, 2016

We're the Only Ones Exchanging Enough

Two high-ranking New York Police Department officers were arrested Monday on charges accusing them of taking $100,000 worth of free flights, prostitutes, expensive meals and other bribes in exchange for providing a "private police force" for local businessmen. [More]
Oh, gee, and you could also pay to get your gun license "expedited."

Every so often, the pros of bringing back public hangings seem to outweigh the cons.

[Via William T]

3 comments:

Elmo said...

Hanging is so inhumane. How about if we rent a private jet for $59,000 and shove them out the door at 30,000 feet while they're being serviced by Mr. Reichberg's prostitute?

Wait. That wouldn't be fair. At least the prostitute is honest about the way she makes her living. Never mind.

Anonymous said...


Vee haff painful vays uff making an egggggzample uff you.

Tar & feathers for a 1st offense. Castration for 2nd offense? Three strikes before the public hanging. I mean have some compassion. Right?

FedUp said...

Elmo, I always thought the solution to 9-11 types was to hog-tie and castrate them before putting them on the landing gear doors and telling them they get to service real Martyrs in the afterlife, then having the pilot open the doors as you yell 'bombs away!'