Eliot's Mess

Once they got driver's licenses under Gov. Spitzer's plan, illegal immigrants could arm themselves to the teeth simply by lying about their status, gun experts said Thursday...

Spitzer aides called such a scenario highly unlikely. If illegal immigrants wanted a gun, they'd more likely buy them on the streets, they reasoned.

If we go with the first paragraph, it means this avowed enemy of armed Americans is facilitating the arming of criminal aliens. If we accept the second, why it means that Eliot's political lifetime of subverting the right of the people to keep and bear arms has been in vain, and that [GASP!] "gun control" doesn't work...

I keep coming back to one grim reality though: anyone stupid enough to vote for this Marxist fraud probably is too stupid to own a gun.

[Via Russ Howard]

Spitzer's Political Perpetual Motion Machine

Nearly every one of the 225 violent felons authorized for release during Gov. Spitzer's first 11 months in office had been convicted of murder, records made public by the state Parole Board yesterday showed. [More]

That way, they can kill again using "illegal guns," and Eliot can exploit that to the benefit of his career. If you flow-charted the process, it would be represented by a loop. But Eliot's got enough extraneous Rube Goldberg diversions built into the design so that it's not readily apparent.

As long as he has an endless supply of criminals to feed into the hopper on one end, he'll be able to continue the illusion for those who don't know any better.

An Only Ones Conundrum

"Now what?" asks correspondent Declan:

Death Penalty Bill Urged

Citing the shootings of three state troopers within 24 hours in Delaware County, Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno urged Gov. Eliot Spitzer on Wednesday to focus on a new state death penalty law...

"What is more important than protecting the lives of law enforcement officers?" Bruno said.

Well, that depends, Senator. I've always thought citizens should have equal protection, but perhaps that's just me.

And how will your proposed law deal with this?

N.Y. Trooper Killed by Friendly Fire, Officials Believe

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We're the Only Ones Secretly Being Serviced Enough

A Secret Service sergeant was arrested early Saturday after he allegedly tried to solicit sex from a D.C. police officer working undercover as a prostitute, authorities said.

What's the big deal? Eliot Spitzer got away with it. Who does he think he is, some super special über "Only One"?

[Via Stephen S, Ron W, and Ian B]

Do They Really Want to Play Sex Games?

NRA Leaders' Links To Sexual Scandals [More]

Compare to these noted and leading gungrabbers:

• Michael "Sex is a wave that just sweeps over me. When the urge comes, I am helpless" Douglas  
• Anthony "look at my" Weiner   
• Eliot Spitzer/swallows
• John "Reportedly beat his cancer-stricken wife" Edwards
• Sam "I like 'em young" Adams
• Amy "Shoot my adulterous lover's wife in the face" Fisher
• Gary "Sex with a minor" Becker
• Jesse "Ignore my illegitimate daughter" Jackson
• Bill "I did not have sex with that woman/you'd better put some ice on that" Clinton
• Russell "Glory Hole" Vander werf

This was just off the top of my head and took 10 minutes to find links for, compose and post from the time I saw this desperation piece from the hypocritical and degenerate anti-rights pervs. Anybody want to bet me money I couldn't come up with a lot more if I decided to work at it?  How much?

A Physical Response-Meriting Threat

Eliot Spitzer — who once warned a rival, “I am a f–king steamroller” and promised an ex-hooker “a slow, painful death” — threatened to stab a restaurant patron’s privates after getting ribbed by the stranger... [More]

Remember him? The creep obsessed with disarming those he ruled before disgracing himself out of power?

Number 9...Number 9...

The woman accused of running a prostitution ring allegedly patronized by Eliot Spitzer told one of her call girls that the New York governor had been known to "ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe." [More]

What, like disarm?

This self-serving subversive SOB has been an enemy of Liberty throughout his public life. Here's hoping the worst that can happen to him does.

What is it about these freakish monsters, who can't (or won't) control themselves, that drives them so to control the rest of us? Aside from raging vindictive envy of the healthy by the diseased?

We're the Only Ones "Doing the Jobs Americans Won't Do" Enough

A former Houston police officer has been sentenced to just more than three years in prison for hiring illegal immigrants as guards and then arming them.

So why isn't the ACLU all over this? Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Don't worry, migrantes. Eliot Spitzer'll help.

[Via 45superman]

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And Now a Word on Control...

...from someone who has publicly demonstrated his utter inability to control himself. [More]

Spitzer, you moral defective, if there was any justice you would be behind bars, not because I believe what you did with a whore should be a crime, but because you made a career out of persecuting people who did no worse.

That you are free while others involved did time merely shows us there is none. And tell us more names aren't known--protected names.

That you presume to control men like me is beyond offensive. That the fascist press and so many politicians agree with you, and that your subversive message is given a far-reaching voice and tacit approval by so many, shows how dangerously degenerate much of the culture has become.

Dangerously degenerate, and disgusting, Eliot. Just like you.

There's a funny unintended consequence, though. When I realize that's what the opposition consists of, and then look to some of the friends I have made, you won't believe how much hope it gives me, Eliot.

[Via Bill Hicks]

We're the Only Ones Off the Hooker...uh...Hook Enough

No Criminal Charges For Spitzer...

After a thorough investigation, this Office has uncovered no evidence of misuse of public or campaign funds," Garcia said in a statement.

Come again?

So every John caught while "arranging for women to travel from one state to another state to engage in prostitution" will get similar pass, provided they don't use public or campaign funds?

Or is this privilege and immunity reserved only for especially corrupt and hypocritical high-level and rich political "Only Ones"?

Yeah, Eliot, I'll bet you do ""appreciate the impartiality and thoroughness of the investigation by the U.S. Attorney's Office."

Nice to see nothing about your character has changed through all this.