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Showing posts sorted by relevance for query Only Ones Sticky-Fingered. Sort by date Show all posts

Friday, January 31, 2014

We're the Only Ones Sticky-Fingered Enough

Who better to put in charge of evidence?  [More]

And look at all the other woes.

These are the same "Only Ones" who won't trust us with an expended shotgun shell.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

We're the Only Ones...

...Settling Up Enough

...Contradicted Enough

...Sticky-Fingered Enough

...Bulked Up Enough

...Data Mining Enough

...Making a Killing Enough

...Making Withdrawals Enough

...Giving Repeat Business Enough

...Who Really Know How to Treat a Lady Enough

...Fishers of Men Enough

...Teaching Teens the Beat Enough

...Color-Coordinating Enough

...Cutting Back on Greenhouse Gases Enough

...Crash-Testing Enough

...Leaving the Scene Enough

...Backing Our Employees Enough

This is a sample of what I come across every day. I could give them each their own post, but as I've said ad nauseum, I don't want to lose complete focus here, and besides, I'm terrified of being accused of "denigrating law enforcement."

Suffice it to say these are the "Only Ones" that many say are to be trusted with guns. If you and I try it, well, perhaps we can be useful in arranging for some time off...

[Via FFFW]

Monday, July 14, 2014

We're the Only Ones Sticky-Fingered Enough

But the man in the video may have been a Fairfax County sheriff’s deputy, Northington said he soon learned. And within days, two things happened: The deputy retired from the sheriff’s office and Target fired Northington, 29, a married father of two with a third child on the way. [More]
It's not like Target actually means to provide...you know...security. If only he'd just gone along with the facade instead of embarrassing everyone.

[Via Steve G]

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

We're the Only Ones Sticky-Fingered Enough

Manhattan cop busted for shoplifting on Black Friday [More] 
Ah, from Furious Mike Paradise, where she's automatically more trustworthy than you or I...

Jeez, this is the second thieving "Only One" story in a row, and I didn't even plan it this way...is this going to be one of those days where everything just kind of aligns? Now I at least will be looking to make it a "spate."

Monday, September 16, 2019

We're the Only Ones Sticky-Fingered Enough

Female NYPD sergeant, 37, who recently partied with the commissioner, is arrested for shoplifting $360 of designer clothing from a Macy's department store ... She was suspended from her $107,809-a-year role... [More]
I'd actually be OK with Islamic justice here.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

We're the Only Ones Upset Enough

Chief Freeman was upset when he arrived at the station to get his wife.

His wife was handcuffed and Avon officials say when Freeman arrived, he was upset that his wife and child were in booking. [More]
Yeah, how dare you treat my sticky-fingered little head case like I treat mere mortals!